Wednesday, August 24, 2005


The last enrty inro the smokingtrash has garnered the coveted "spam-comment".

I'd like to thank all the spammers out there for this great award.

p.s. - I deleted it.

Tuesday, August 16, 2005


Things have been pretty crazy and busy around the smokingtrash complex as of late. I'll try and update more frequently as things start to slow down.

I have a lot to tell.

But in the meantime I have found a new addiction.


Yes, I am now totally obsessed with golf.


Monday, July 25, 2005

I think I'm sore

Can you see it?

It's this stupid grin I cant seem to get off of my face. Ear-to-ear.

Saturday started off pretty low-key. Did some errands, cleaned, etc. But, Saturday night was a whole different game.

Wine, music, snacks and a beautiful brunette with devilishly brown/yellow eyes and a summer dress of red that matched her toes.

We met at a bbq amongst mutual friends. I, the geek in the corner, and she, the bombshell social butterfly. We are introduced to each other by friends and immediately hit it off. It seems we have the same taste in music, art, and well..friends. As the night progresses she seems to be enjoying her cocktail known as a mojito and I manage to keep it full for her. The whole party really seems distant as we both talked for hours to each other about everything and nothing all at the same time. Next thing you know the bbq is coming to a close and now I need a plan B.

"Would you like to go have another cocktail and continue this evening?"

"I would love to?"

As we went back to my place I couldnt help but wonder what the hell I did to get sooooo lucky.

I pour us some wine and return to the front room.

"Thank You" she says.

As soon as I sit down she leans in and gives me an amazing kiss.

"Thanks for such a fun time tonight"

"No, thank you" I say grinning.

The kissing becomes more passionate and sexually charged as I grab her face and pull her closer.

She reaches over and rubs her hand on my chest as she starts to unbutton my shirt and pants. I cant help myself as I reach to help her out of her clothes. As her dress drops to he floor I look up and see the sexiest black bra and matching panties. What a body. UNBELIEVEABLE!!! Her breasts were amazing. I would guess 36D or maybe DD but they were so round and firm and soft. Nipples to die for, a beautifully shaved kitty, and she smelled fantastic.

As i stood at the foot of my bed naked, and looked at the most beautiful woman that had probably ever been in it, she turns over on to her stomach, spreads her legs and says "Come here!". Oh my fucking god! That is like my favorite position ever and there she is just waiting for me. I enter her from behind and we go at it for the rest of the night.

She rocks my world and I cant wait to see her again.

Tuesday, July 19, 2005

Minty-fresh Fun

Okay Gang, its time for a new game called draw-yourself-as-a-stick-figure.

I think it looks just like me. Hmm...or not.

Your turn.


Yesterday I became the owner of a T-Mobile Sidekick. And no, not because Paris has one. But that helps...right?! Kidding. Anyway, I had traded it for my iPod Shuffle so as I move forward with my business I will be able to send and receive emails, text messages, and even AIM.

The little device packs a pretty powerful punch. It has a great address book for my contacts, to-do list, calendar, and even a web browser.

Now, I know what you're thinking, "how gay!". Believe me I felt sort-of the same way at first. But now I cant see how I ever lived without the little bugger. All I can say is that this is exactly what I needed to get my business going, which by the way, is coming along nicely. More on that soon.


This always makes me laugh!!!


Wednesday, July 13, 2005


Dear Mother-Nature,

I would like to say thank you for forgetting to turn on the fog-machine here in San Francisco. It has been incredibly warm and comfortable. Its so nice to not have to wear a jacket in the morning or on the way home from work in the middle of July.

I'd especially like to thank you for this because it has let every beautiful woman in the city wear everything from skirts to tank-tops to sun-dresses. All of that extra skin showing has been a fantastic feast for the eyes and I love every second of it.

Please, please, please let it go on for just a bit longer. I promise I'll be good.

Your Friend,


Tuesday, July 12, 2005


Its time for the first installment of "Things-I-Had-As-A-Kid-Growing-Up-In-The-1970's"

Monday, July 11, 2005

New Business Cards

I received my new business cards on friday. Woohoo. They look fantastic if I do say so myself.

Only one little problem........THEY ARE CROOKED!!!

The printer messed-up an now starts the email and phone call dance where they will try to tell me that my files were incorrect. Nope. Not this time.

Can you spell R-E-P-R-I-N-T


I need a favor.

Could everyone please remind me that Sunday is NOT the day to drink beers until midnight. Especially when the alarm goes off at 5am.

My kidneys and liver are pissed.