MJ

By now we've all heard the news about MJ. Not guilty. Fine. I didnt care anyway. But it did make me think about all the negative press it's created for him.

Time for fun.

So, I've decided I want to post about all of the cool things that Neverland and MJ have to offer:

(WARNING-EXTREME SARCASM AHEAD. READ AT OWN RISK.)

1) free wine
2) free amusement park
3) free arcade
4) free petting zoo
5) any kind of food prepared by a world-class chef
6) clean sheets / big bed
7) a monkey
8) every toy imaginable
9) no parental supervision
10) a maid to clean up the mess
11) pool / jacuzzi
12) lots of cool prescription drugs
13) hanging with celebs
14) ...

Now I dont know about you guys but this sounds like a pretty damn good time if you ask me. LOL.

Okay. Stop. You're all sick.
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